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My name is Marshall Teller.

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I knew my new hometown
was going to be different

3
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from where I grew up
in New Jersey,

4
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but this is ridiculous.

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Nobody believes me,
but Eerie, Indiana

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is the center of weirdness
for the entire planet.

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[CAWING]

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Item, Elvis lives
on my paper route.

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Thank you, little paperboy.

10
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Item, Big Foot eats
out of my trash.

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Item, even man's best friend
is weird.

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Still don't believe me?
You will.

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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MARSHALL: Back in Jersey,
Halloween was
my favorite holiday.

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When else can a non-adult
wear a disguise and
roam around after dark,

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forcing people to give
you candy for no good
reason and then trash

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the house if they don't.

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But here in Eerie,
things are different.

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There's no telling who or
what you might bump into

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around these parts.

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Simon and I had to be
prepared for anything.

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Camera?
Check.

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Film?
Check.

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Tape recorder?
Check.

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Notebook?
Check.

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Markers?
Check.

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Swiss army knife?
Check.

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Map of Eerie?
Check.

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Signal mirror?
Check.

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Flashlight?
Check.

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Moist towelettes?

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In case you
get egged.

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Bug spray?

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In case we get bugged.

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Clean underwear?

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In case we
get scared.

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Garlic?

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Wooden stake?

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Holy water?

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Check.

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Check.

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Check.

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Well, that should cover
all major monster groups.

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Time to suit up.

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Affirmative.

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SIMON:
This ought to
scare any monsters.

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Can't forget the
video camera.

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Who's running the world
while we trick or treat?

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Better test it out.

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MARSHALL:
Hey, it's time to test
the secret handshake.

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SIMON:
Better weird than dead.

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MARSHALL:
Ready George?

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Ready any time
you are, Gorby.

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MARSHALL:
Oh, we ready all right.

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Ready for anything but for
what was about to happen.

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We didn't know it yet but
we were in for the scariest
Halloween of all time.

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And we weren't even going to
make it out of the house.

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Simon and I were ready
to dive into the abyss.

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But first, we had to say
adios to Harley,

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Simon's little brother.

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My mom was keeping an eye
on him till we got back.

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See ya, Harley.

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You boys be careful now.

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And be back no later than
nine, do you understand?

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Yes, Mom.

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Thanks again for watching
my brother, Mrs. Teller.

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Oh, you're
welcome, Simon.

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Little Harley here is
no trouble at all.

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SIMON:
I don't know
about that.

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He manages to always
get me in trouble somehow.

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Now listen, Harley,

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you do what
Mrs. Teller
tells you to.

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Understand?

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Ow, dang it, Harley.

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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
Oh, I'll get it.

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C'mon Simon,
we've got work to do.

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Hello.

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BOTH: Whoa!

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ALL: Trick or treat?

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Yeah, yeah,
here's your candy.

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Anybody tries a trick
is going to get nuked.

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Read my lips.

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No more candy.

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Hang on, boys.

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That was your
father on the phone.

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He needs a ride home.
His car died again.

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Stay here and watch
Harley till I get back.
But mom...

88
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We've got places
to go, things to do.

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Make Syndi
watch him.

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Syndi is busy
cramming for a test.

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She's upstairs
if you need her.

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But mom, listen--
Marshall!

93
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I will be back with your
father as soon as I can.

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Until then, I need you boys
to be responsible for Harley.

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Now, whatever you do,

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do not let him
out of your sight.

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Yes, Mom.

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We're having
some fun now.

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Wait a minute.

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I got a brilliant idea.

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What are we
gonna do?

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Harley doesn't know it yet

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but he's about to
make us $10,000.

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He is?

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Okay, here's the plan.

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We fake Harley here doing
a little baby slapstick.

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You know, something
stupid or weird.

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Get it on video and

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throw it on that
home video show.

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And voila!

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We're on prime-time.

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Stuffing our pockets full of
ten thousand simoleons.

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I like it.

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Boys,

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I want you to meet Godzilla
and Mothra, my science project.

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I'm studying insanity
in the animal kingdom.

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These lizards are crazy?

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You would be too if you
were a chameleon on
dayglo colored rocks.

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That ought to get you
an andquot;A

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Pay attention Harley,

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you could learn something.

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We'll save the science lessons
for later.

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Right now, there's
money to be made.

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Simon, you go
operate camera.

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Right, boss.

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Hey, Harley.

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Do you like to
hold Godzilla?

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Zoom in so you
can't see me.

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Feels weird, huh?

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Did you ever feel
a lizard before?

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Did you ever

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taste a lizard before?

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Marshall, no!

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Simon, what'd you
do that for?

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I wasn't going to
let him swallow it.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Whatever you do,
just keep rolling
while I find Godzilla.

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Here, Godzilla.

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Here, boy.

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[WHISTLES]

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Hey, Godzilla

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Hey, Godzilla

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Here boy.

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He's in my pants.

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Get him out.

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[SIMON AND HARLEY LAUGHING]

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An oblete spheroid.

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Think.

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Think Stanley Binkerman.

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Right, kinda
round and squishy.

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Okay, um,
a trapezoid.

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Think Danny Melman.
Oh, man! Get it out of my pants.

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Right, kinda square.

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Did you find Mothra?

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Yeah, he made it
as far as my sock.

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Guess it could've
been worse.

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Maybe this isn't
such a good idea.

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MARSHALL:
Maybe Simon was right.

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Maybe this wasn't
such a good idea.

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We decided maybe we
should do something

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safe and mindless until
my parents came home

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and rescued us from Harley.

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So we turned on the TV.

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Luckily, a classic
was on Eerie cable.

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So while I hooked
the cam-recorder up
to tape the movie,

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Simon demobilized Harley

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with the old bowling ball
and chain routine.

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He's not going anywhere.

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You be a good boy Harley and
watch the nice mummy movie.

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If you get in any more trouble,
mummy's going to get you.

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Understand?

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[GROWLING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[EERIE MUSIC]

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[MICROWAVE BEEPING]

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Sorry about Harley.

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Uh, I'll get over it.

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Here, pass me the popcorn.

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I wonder if lizards
like popcorn.

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Don't know.

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Worth experimenting.

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[GROWLING]

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[THUNDERCLAP]

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What was that?

185
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Harley.

186
00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:32,773
Where'd he go?

187
00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,608
Harley?
Harley?

188
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]

189
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:39,880
Harley?

190
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,650
Harley?

191
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You wait here while I
search the rest of the house.

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Marshall, look.

193
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Uh-oh.

194
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Dang it, Harley.

195
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What're you
doing in there?

196
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You knucklehead,
get out of there.

197
00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,871
Wait a minute.

198
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,839
Wait a minute.

199
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,775
If Harley's in
the mummy movie,

200
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,377
then where's the...

201
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,851
BOTH: Mummy!

202
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:22,790
[SCREAMING]

203
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,829
Get outta here!
Go! Go! Go!

204
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:43,043
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

205
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:53,453
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.

206
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,655
Marshall, no.
Snap out of it.

207
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,692
Harley and Syndi
are still in there.

208
00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,993
We gotta go in
and get them.

209
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:02,429
Marshall, no.
You can't go
back in there.

210
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,831
It's too dangerous.

211
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,398
It will just
kill you too.

212
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,435
GIRL: Those guys
are so weird.

213
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,144
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

214
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,751
ALL:
Trick-or-treat,
smell our feet,

215
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,053
give us something
good to eat.

216
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,395
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]

217
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,866
All right.

218
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,069
Okay, there's plenty
of icky-sticky bars
here for everyone.

219
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,470
SYNDI: Happy Halloween.
Thank you.

220
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,872
SYNDI: Happy Halloween.

221
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,473
Cute outfit.
Did your mom make that?

222
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,341
You're alive.

223
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,744
Brilliant deduction, Holmes.

224
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,279
What're you guys
doing out there?

225
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:55,082
Supposed to be in here
passing out the treats
so I can study.

226
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,283
And where's Harley?

227
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,822
What?

228
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,057
[SHRIEKS]

229
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:08,128
Geez, you scared me to death.

230
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:11,765
God, didn't your mama ever
tell you not to sneak up
on people like that?

231
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,901
My heart is going
90 miles an hour.

232
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,969
Cool costume.

233
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,839
Aren't you a little bit old
to be trick or treating?

234
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,307
MARSHALL:
Well, uh...

235
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,776
He's just a big kid.

236
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:23,944
Gland problems.

237
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,379
Oh...

238
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,515
Well, have two.

239
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,383
Okay, happy Halloween everyone.

240
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,919
Bye-bye.

241
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,520
Bye.

242
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,288
ALL: Bye!

243
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,389
Bye.

244
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:41,962
[DOOR CREAKING]

245
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,466
From now on, you guys
answer the door. Understand?

246
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,368
And where is Harley?

247
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,203
Harley?

248
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,271
SYNDI: Yeah, Harley.

249
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,406
About this tall,
same mom as Simon.

250
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,175
Well...

251
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,376
To tell you the truth,

252
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,145
he's in the TV.

253
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,048
Yeah, and I'm on Pluto.

254
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,951
Listen, from now on
you guys keep an
eye on him

255
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,019
and answer the door
until mom gets home.

256
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,487
And no matter what,

257
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,057
don't disturb me
unless it's an emergency.

258
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,861
Keep the door closed
so the fog doesn't get in, okay?

259
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,099
Space,

260
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,600
the final frontier.

261
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,535
Honey, any luck?

262
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,138
Okay, try it.

263
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,443
[ENGINE SPLUTTERING]

264
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,350
Edgar, come back
inside the car.

265
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:40,153
It's not a good night to be
stuck on the side of the road.

266
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,490
Marshall, look.

267
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,061
[WOMEN SCREAMING]

268
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,270
Poor lady.

269
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,139
She doesn't
stand a chance.

270
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,273
Harley?

271
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,909
Harley?

272
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,044
Harley Schwarzenegger Holmes,

273
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,579
you leave that poor
lady alone right now

274
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,649
or I'm going to
come in there and
blister your butt.

275
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,984
Do you hear me?

276
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,289
Oh, he's really
scared now.

277
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,926
How'd he get in
there anyhow?

278
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,629
Does the word
mega-eerie-voodoo- weirdness
mean anything to you?

279
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,634
Check it out.

280
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,302
Teeth marks.

281
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,138
Yup.

282
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,040
It's Harley all right.

283
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,343
The teeth marks match
where he bit me
the last time I had to babysit.

284
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,313
[DOORBELL RINGS]

285
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,219
Who is it?

286
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,421
[GROWLING]

287
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,559
MUMMY: Trick or treat?

288
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,595
Just a minute.

289
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,432
Remember Dead End Kids
Plan 39?

290
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,472
Come and get it.

291
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,182
Hey, duct tape for brains.

292
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,284
[WHISPERING]
Plan 39.
Plan 39.

293
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,660
Ouch.

294
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,530
BOTH: Ouch?

295
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,603
Trick or treat?

296
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,372
Sorry I'm
out of candy.

297
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,543
Meow.

298
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:46,613
Bow-wow.

299
00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,384
Oh, Edgar...

300
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,453
Doesn't this remind you
of that time we drove

301
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,555
all the way
to Princeton

302
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:59,292
just to see Close Encounters
of the Third Kind?

303
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:04,231
We never did
see that movie.

304
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,365
We never did.

305
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,735
KIDS:
Trick or treat?

306
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:12,172
What I wouldn't do for
a dozen eggs right now.

307
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,507
Edgar, shut up
and kiss me.

308
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,714
[GIRL FREAKISHLY LAUGHING]

309
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,186
Well, that's it.

310
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,420
No, that's it.

311
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,522
Honey, honey, honey,
what are you doing?

312
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,558
Nobody does that
to Edgar Teller.

313
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,127
I'm married to a...

314
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,363
Show yourselves,
you cowards!

315
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,298
Honey!

316
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,367
Oh, that's right!

317
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,635
Yeah, I'd like to see you
try that again!

318
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,337
Edgar, are you okay?

319
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,106
Ready?

320
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,440
Got you covered, partner.

321
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,144
Wait.
What?

322
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,746
What if there's some kind of
curse for unwrapping a mummy?

323
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,349
I just want a peek.

324
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,085
Besides, if there
is a curse,

325
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,387
it can't be worse
than what our parents
are gonna do to us

326
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,190
when they find out
we traded Harley for
King Tut breath here.

327
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,563
It's... It's...

328
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,465
Boris Von Orloff!

329
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,033
You're an actor.

330
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,569
Actor? Actor?

331
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,405
Sir Boris Von Orloff.

332
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,341
International star
of stage and screen.

333
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,609
You're also dead.

334
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,545
Dead? Really?

335
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,081
For how long?
For about 50 years.

336
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,383
You know, I thought
I remembered dying.

337
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,452
Had some bad
shellfish one night.

338
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,221
Next morning I
was reincarnated

339
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,423
in one of my
most memorable roles.

340
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,358
The Bloody Revenge
of the Mummy's Curse?

341
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,460
Classic. Yes, classic.

342
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,629
Been stuck in
that role ever since.

343
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,665
Of course, I always knew my
memory will live on in my films.

344
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,434
But this is ridiculous.

345
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:48,568
Of course.

346
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,270
He's not a
real mummy.

347
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,571
He's an actor.

348
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,773
I've been kidnapped
by geniuses.

349
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,209
Sorry about your head.
Wow.

350
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,710
Never thought I'd
see a mummy,

351
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,112
a dead person

352
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,348
and a movie star,
all in one day.

353
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,250
All in one guy.

354
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,884
Where am I anyway?

355
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,454
A little town called
Eerie, Indiana.

356
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,456
Better known as
Weirdness Central.

357
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,390
Quaint.

358
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,625
Now tell me, how did
I come to be in this

359
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,527
dreary little corner
of the universe?

360
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,130
And what's more important,
how do I get out of here?

361
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,498
That's a good question.

362
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,201
I have some ideas.

363
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,336
But first we've got to
get you out of this chair.

364
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,675
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

365
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,146
Heavens to Megratroid!

366
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,283
What is that detestable little
yard ape doing in my movie?

367
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,584
He's ruining it.

368
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,586
You should see what
he does to my bedroom.

369
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,289
What did you say this
projector in a bottle is called?

370
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,423
Television.

371
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,458
Truly dreadful invention.

372
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,427
I do hope it
never catches on.

373
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,262
Maybe the videotape
has some answers.

374
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,370
[WOMAN SCREAMING]

375
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,472
The video camera's
been recording everything.

376
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:00,640
If I rewind it,

377
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,475
I should be able to
see what happened.

378
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,679
If we reproduce
exactly what Harley did,

379
00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,348
I should be able
to switch you back.

380
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:17,890
That's it!

381
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,260
That's got to be it!

382
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,495
Harley was standing in
front of the video camera,

383
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,830
watching the
mummy movie.

384
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,798
And when he bit down
on the remote control,

385
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,635
he caused some kind of video
feedback timewarp zapping thing.

386
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,504
Of course. Why didn't
I think of that?

387
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,972
Simon, quick,

388
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,308
pull up that chair.
Mom and dad will
be home any minute.

389
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,246
Okay Simon,

390
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,413
when I give
you the word,

391
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,282
shove the remote in
Mr. Orloff's mouth,

392
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,884
but Boris, don't
bite down till I say so?

393
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,253
Look, I've been thinking

394
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,856
maybe I was a bit
harsh in judging your
fine little metropolis.

395
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:53,960
Maybe we should postpone
this zapping thing
you were talking about.

396
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,695
I could use a
little vacation.

397
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,331
Being in that musty old mummy
movie all those years...

398
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,700
Well, it can be a bit
tedious, you know.

399
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,969
All that foot shuffling
and moaning and such.

400
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,637
Not to mention the fact that

401
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,006
I haven't had a chance to
visit that little boy's room

402
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,208
in 50 years.

403
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,843
Thanks Simon.

404
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,380
Remember Boris,
don't bite down
till I say so.

405
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,987
Better hurry up.
The movie's almost over.

406
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,493
Stop him.
He's a monster.

407
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:31,431
Get me back in there before
he wipes out my entire career.

408
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,666
SIMON:
The cable box!

409
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,669
The channel changed.
What are we gonna do?

410
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,038
Why do I have a feeling
this is not a good thing?

411
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,607
[DOORBELL RINGS]

412
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,908
Now what?

413
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,610
Marshall,

414
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,812
quit goofing around
with your friends and
answer the door.

415
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,814
Who was that?

416
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,416
Your worst nightmare.

417
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,354
I'm getting it!
I'm getting it!

418
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,023
Find the right
channel and fast.

419
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,498
Trick or treat?

420
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,569
BOY:
Yeah. Lets get out of here.

421
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:10,937
Oh, no.

422
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,941
Anything but them.

423
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,347
I must not be
living right.

424
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,790
So many channels,

425
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,024
so little to watch.

426
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,593
BOTH: Shut up!

427
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,294
That's it.
That's it.
Back-up!

428
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,536
I almost missed the
house in this fog.

429
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,874
How do you suppose
this got up here?

430
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:54,714
Now! Now! Now!

431
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,862
MARYLIN:
Hi boys.

432
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,364
Sorry we took so long.

433
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:13,099
We got lost
in the fog.

434
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,834
Some kindergardners
egged the car.

435
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,737
I was waiting for your
mother to jump start me.

436
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,940
It's the last time I go out
on Halloween
without any candy.

437
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,075
MARYLIN:
Did little Harley
give you any trouble?

438
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:24,744
Harley?

439
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:27,814
Trouble?

440
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:28,948
Kid's a saint.

441
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,082
Salt of the earth.

442
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,852
Anything good on
the old boob tube?

443
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,955
You do not
want to know.

444
00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:43,663
[LAUGHING]

445
00:22:57,076 --> 00:23:00,079
MARSHALL:
Simon and I did never
go out that Halloween night.

446
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:03,816
We had enough adventure
for ten men right there
in my own living room.

447
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,785
We did learn
three things though.

448
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,720
Never trust a six year old,

449
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,756
never bite a remote control,

450
00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,157
and never, never leave

451
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:14,527
videotape evidence
lying around where your
parents might find it.

452
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,530
As for Sir Boris Von Orloff,

453
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,732
he finally got that vacation
he was looking for.

454
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,942
[WAVES SPLASHING]

455
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:44,657
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]